Happy St. Patrick's Day!

(Great, I'm in no condition to type and Blogger just ate my last post. Here we go again...)

Courtesy of The Onion, my source for posts when I'm a long way from sobriety

America's Favorite Zoo Exhibits

• Snakes: Somewhere in this room!
• The fascinating world of dead capybras
• Why sloths and chimps can't have babies
• Anacondo
• You deal with this sick rhino
• Kanga-Roofied
• Inside the digestive tract of the mighty boa constrictor
• Nature's videos we rented
• Feed twizzlers to the African waterbuck
• Watch the zookeeper mauling polar bear get euthanized
• Polaroids of koalas
• Peacocks and turkeys: nature's unlikeliest best buddies
• Suddenly there's bears!
• Mr. Hippo loves Mrs. Hippo very much
• Hamm's Bear Cardboard Stand-Ups Behind Bars

Hamm's the beer refreshing, Hamm's the beer refreshing. Hamm's!

(My favorite commercial from childhood. You can't go wrong with a beer that has a cartoon for a mascot).

One win down for the Illini. Have a good weekend everyone.