I’m rather impressed that My Beloved Lindsay has started Twittering. Not that I want to hear anything that she has to say but rather the fact that she is able to compose thoughts of up to 140 characters. Though mainly the tweets have been about her latest break up. Latest break up? Woo hoo! I move up another space on the depth chart.
(Ok, it might be time to retire the whole Lindsay gag. It was fun for a while but now that my real life is a lot more interesting and wonderful than it has been this bit might be growing a little stale. Plus, have you seen a picture of her lately? I don’t think I want to date her. I’d rather buy her a sandwich.)
In other celebrity gossip news Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins is dating Tila Tequila, the world famous author and celebrity for a reason that no one can comprehend. You know, one of the nice things about being a rock star is that you can have pretty much any woman that you could ever want. However, as your star fades your pickings become slightly slimmer. Want an idea of how over the grunge era is? The best Billy Corgan can do now is Tila Tequila.
It is also opening day of the baseball season today. Well, technically last night was opening night because we need multiple openings of the season but today was the start of the day games. For those wondering Opening Day not only marks the start of spring but it is also a) the last time anyone will discuss the Royals and b) the indication that in two weeks we can stop caring about the Cubs. Meanwhile Major League Baseball decided that my White Sox were too awesome to even take the field today so they cancelled the game in order to give the rest of the league a small glimmer of hope that they would even theoretically be able to compete this year. It is small sacrifices like this that we make for the betterment of the game.
Oh, and finally go to hell Carolina. I don’t have any real reason to say that other than force of habit but really, go to hell. And take Roy Williams with you.
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