Was it really a second gunman on the grassy knoll who shot the deputy?
What would inspire someone to let the dogs out?
What’s up with Eileen anyway? I mean, what the hell is her problem.
When will the authorities find the arsonist who set our beds on afire?
Dude, we know that you actually did start the fire. Why can’t you just come forward and admit it?
What does it mean when Roxanne turns on the blue light? Discounts?
Once you’ve become one of the richest men on the planet is it still right to say that you haven’t found what you are looking for?
In the question of torch singer vs. hole in my head, can we better define torch singer? Are we talking Sinatra or Steve and Edie here?
As opposed to calling the whole thing off, would we both be better served by consulting a linguist on the proper pronunciation of tomato?
You know what would be even better than having a pony and a boat? Having a pony, a boat and a keg. And a monkey to ride the pony. That would be awesome.
Ok, so where was the last place that you put your religion? I bet you it is still there.
At what point would there be enough wild horses to drag you away?
Wouldn’t it just be easier to Mapquest Funkytown?
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"You know what would be even better than having a pony and a boat? Having a pony, a boat and a keg. And a monkey to ride the pony. That would be awesome."
That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.
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