Cheating at solitaire

(First, on the comment from yesterday. Haven't you ever watched Oz? All of those guys have unicorn tattoos. And half of them have fluffy bunny tats. Doesn't surprise me at all.)

Ok, here is the current situation. It is one in the morning. I saw Kathleen Edwards in concert, an absolutely great show and pick up her albums Failer and Back to Me. She's Canadian, so you should support her for that fact alone. Plus, she is super cool. But the concert ended a few hours back and I've spent the intervening hours hanging out and stuff (don't worry, I've taken tomorrow off.) What this means is that I am not really in a position to write anything meaningful right now. So instead, it is time to steal from my friends at Mcsweeney's, the best damn magazine on the planet. Here we go

Schoolyard Games for Unpopular Children

• Hide 'n' Be Lonely
• Goose Goose Goose
• Teeter
• Unhappy-Go-Round
• Kick the Can, Over and Over Again, Angrily
• Studio Apartment
• Very Easy Tag

Ok, maybe not the most impressive list but it was either that or three pages of pirate jokes and I just don't have the stamina to put that together right now. So, I'd just like to wish everyone a happy weekend and enjoy the early fall of our discontent. The Infrequently Asked Questions will make their appearance next week. I know you all are doubled over in anticipation. Take it easy.