(It's the end of the month and that means that I've spent most of the night writing a multi-page email. Since I'm at the end of my creative rope, here is an old piece from Life in Hell. Fresh content tomorrow)
Teacher: Now, class, who can tell me the purpose of what we have learned today? Anyone?
Binky (to himself): To be dull obedient sheep. To knuckle under to petty authority. To avoid all bundamental criticism of the powers that be. To regard those who are different with suspicion and contempt. To go along with every prevailing belief.
Teacher: I'm waiting
Binky (to himself): To fill our brains with facts without stimulating mental activity. To make us get used to meaningless busywork om preparation for our boring adult jobs. To keep us off the streets till we're eighteen. Well, here goes.
Teacher: Yes, you there in the back
Binky: Today we learned the importance of good citizenship, civic pride and keeping our desks tidy.
Teacher: Thank you, that was very good.
Binky (to himslef): And to be devious little weasels
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