Tuesday, February 09, 2010

As random as random can be



Per NFL rules I cannot post the actual moment of jubilation from Sunday night. However, nothing can stop me from posting this magnificent Tecmo Bowl recreation of the Terry Porter interception. Not even Tecmo Bo Jackson could make this play any better.

Well, after skipping out on the two largest winter storms of the season it looks like I will not be able to escape the third. I had such a string going so far as the two times that Delaware got hit with two feet of snow I conveniently found myself relaxing on the Gulf Coast with Kim. It’s a tough life I know but I feel that as someone who has willingly relocated himself to Delaware I deserve every escape possible. I couldn’t pull one off tonight as it is a very snowy evening with a foot expected at least. It is not white out conditions right now but I will say that I am glad to not find myself outside.

(Random note: Due to the fact that I watched much of the Super Bowl in a bar surrounded by Saints fans alternately screaming “Who Dat!” and “Where’s my beer!” I missed most of the commercials. Based on what I saw the best one involved Betty White in a bathtub chatting up a talking baby. Like I said, it was a long night.)

(Random note # 2: I did actually see a few people on Sunday wearing Colts jerseys. They were either the bravest or the dumbest people that I have ever seen in my entire life. Nothing happened to them that I saw but then again, this was a few hours before game time and the crowd was rather tame at that point.)

(Random note # 3: For all the people who laughed when I bought a Ford and told me how they would never buy an American car I really want to know what you think of your lovely Prius now? At least my car has a working brake and accelerator pedal. Also, how do you have a recall for floor mats? How difficult is it to design a floor mat? And wouldn’t the fix be: “Take out floor mat and place in trunk?”)

(Random note # 4: They released the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. This is vitally important for that subset of guys who do not have access to the internet and its vast amounts of free porn. I’m not sure who the market is for the swimsuit issue anymore. We might as well turn it into a nostalgia piece and just have it consist of old photos of Kathy Ireland and Elle McPherson.)

Be safe in the level three killstorm everyone.

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