Ugh...

Apologies in advance. I feel like absolute crap right now and today has not been one of my better days. I don't even want to explain it. Given everything else that is going on in my life this is the least thing that I needed to have happen to me.

So, I'm going to cheat tonight and post a McSweeney's list. It's a lot funnier than what I would write right about now.

Things I'd Probably Say If The Bush Administration Were A Weekly TV Show And I Were A Regular Viewer

• Now, see, you can't just go and do something like that. That would be illegal.
• Boy, someone's gonna get fired for that.
• Wasn't that the one who made all the mistakes? Why is she getting promoted?
• Come on, in real life you'd never get away with something like that.
• They really expect us to believe that?
• Am I the only one confused here?
• Does this make any sense to you?
• Why is this still on?

Thankfully I don't have to work tomorrow. Hopefully I'll feel human again.

The five random CDs for the week:

1) Feist "The Reminder"

2) The Blacks "Just Like Home"

3) Soul Asylum "The Silver Lining"

4) Black 47 "Live in New York City"

5) The Polyphonic Spree "The Fragile Army"