Canceled Regional Morning TV Shows

Since it's halftime and I'm in a bad mood and in no way will I be creative tonight, I figured that I'd go back to my old standby "Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans". Real material tomorrow, I promise.

Canceled Regional Morning TV Shows

• Hot Coffee Thrown in Houston's Face
• The Fort Wayne Morning Shed
• Shame on You, Denver!
• Why Won't You Love Me, Cincinnati?
• A.M. Terrified Grin Detroit
• The Ghost of Anwar Sadat Inexplicably Haunts Tacoma
• Wake the Hell Up, Knoxville
• Please, Phoenix, Let's Never Speak of This Again
• Uncomfortable Portland Morning with the Sweaty Guy
• I'm Sick of You, Wichita. I'm Sick of You and I'm Sick of Your Shit
• Billings Might As Well Be Dead
• Boston Morning With Stabby and Shouty
• Orlando Angst
• I Said Wake the Hell Up, Knoxville! Jesus!
• Percodan-Free Pittsburgh
• Get Off Me, Atlanta!
• Crispin Glover's Biloxi Morning Zoo
• Johnny Cocktail's Salt Lake City Morning Lounge
• What's the Point, Duluth?
• God Hates Anchorage. He Told Me.
• Bryant Gumble is Pissed Off Again, New York
• Knoxville, I'm Going To Whup Your Ass If You Don't Wake Up!
• Good Morning, Indiancrapolis

Hey, at least I achieved my goal of getting a Crispin Glover reference into the blog