Your big news story for the day is that David Cassidy was arrested for a DUI this morning, thus answering the question “Is David Cassidy still alive?” Actually, at this point does his getting pulled over for a DUI even qualify as news? How far removed must you be from stardom to no longer qualify under “celebrity gossip?” No one has cared about David Cassidy for decades so this really is no different than some regular guy getting pulled over for a DUI. I mean, when you reach the point in fame where people say that you couldn’t even get arrested in this town the fact that you actually did get arrested should not qualify as a news story.
Bret Michaels sleeping with Miley Cyrus’ mom, on the other hand, is totally a news story if just to show how freaking awesome Bret Michaels is. I actually saw someone online argue that this would ruin Bret’s image. Ruin his image? The guy had a show for several seasons on VH-1 that consisted entirely of him hooking up with strippers and people just loved him more for it. Stealing a woman from Billy Ray Cyrus is just a victory lap at this point.
Oh, and the one last election story that I had somehow forgotten to talk about the past two nights. I can’t believe that the legalize marijuana initiative did not pass in California. I mean, how difficult is it to organize a bunch of potheads to stuff the ballot box? It’s not like they are lazy or anything. However, it came as no surprise to me that shares in Taco Bell plummeted once the election results were in. (The funniest thing I read online recently was in regards to a football player being arrested on drug possession at a Taco Bell at 2 in the morning. Someone wrote “Is there anyone in line at Taco Bell at 2 in the morning who doesn’t have pot on them?”)
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