Showing posts with label NASA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NASA. Show all posts

Sunday, January 26, 2014

The greatest machine ever built


I will start this off by saying that I grew up fascinated by NASA and the space program. As a kid I found myself in a house where we had National Geographic books on the planets and the space program and a promise that we would be to Mars by the start of the 21st Century. While the last part hasn’t come true and my dream of working for NASA is yet unfulfilled I have been able to watch with great interest what they have been able to accomplish. This weekend marked what I feel is one of the greatest achievements in the history of mankind and I am not being facetious here. The Opportunity rover has just completed ten years of continual service on the Martian surface.

This is without a doubt the greatest machine that we have ever built with its twin Spirit close behind. Let’s walk through the entire engineering of this entire project. First, it is launched by rocket from Earth to Mars which is a trip of about 60 million miles give or take the effects of general relativity. Yes, on this scale you usually need to take into account both Einstein and Newton when trying to calculate the physics. Then, once you made this trip and the ship is in orbit they drop the lander to the surface, which in those days was done with the wonderful “Let’s just enclose the entire thing in bubble wrap and drop it to the ground” method. It was actually one of the most ingenious solutions to landing a spacecraft on another planet ever developed. They wrapped the entire things in airbags and dropped it to the surface, letting it bounce a bunch but surviving the trip in one piece.

Then once the rover was able to roll out onto the surface it started its 90 day mission. Yes, that is how long the mission was scheduled (and more importantly, budgeted) for. It was assumed that after 90 days the solar panels would become covered with dust and the rover would shut down. Except that didn’t happen at all. Opportunity kept on roaming across Mars, examining rocks, finding meteorites on Mars and giving us a view of daily life on a planet so far away that it takes four minutes to send information back and forth.

Every once in a while I think we need to look up at the sky and just think about what we have done. If you have a star map, live away from a lot of city lights and are incredibly bored you can look up at the night sky and see Mars. It is just a bright dot in the sky. But we sent a machine there and for ten years it has been rolling around the planet. Without any way to repair it, without any way to control its environment, on a planet that we can’t really imagine what it is like, we’ve built a rover that has lasted longer than any car that I have ever owned. If that isn’t amazing I don’t know what is.

There is so much of modern technology that is now taken for granted. My phone has more computing power than almost all of the computers that I have ever owned combined. We can speak to anyone around the planet on a moment’s notice and there isn’t a fact that can’t be gathered in ten seconds from Google or Wikipedia. That has caused us to lose a lot of our sense of wonder. But look up at the sky at that dot and realize that we put a rover there and it is still going.

When we land on Mars (and I hope I will see that in my lifetime) I hope that one of our goals will be to recover Spirit and Opportunity and bring them home for a hero’s welcome. They deserve it.

Best of 120 Minutes: Speaking of people taking things for granted back when I was a teenager getting our hands on Anime was a dream of almost mythic proportions. We were happy to have Voltron and Battle of the Planets and we knew there was a whole world of cartoons that were nothing like Hannah-Barbara. Matthew Sweet helped to make anime mainstream by using Space Adventure Cobra as the background for his Girlfriend video. This, along with using a picture of Tuesday Weld as the cover of the album, makes his entire career worthwhile.


The Five Random CDs for the Week:
I’m starting this back up again. Admittedly it is no longer on CD but through my iPod but I am going through my entire music collection five albums at a time. Completion time will take something like three years at the current pace.
1)      Neko Case and Her Boyfriends “Furnace Room Lullaby”
2)      Drovers “Blink”
3)      Tori Amos “Little Earthquakes”
4)      Matt Nathanson “At the Point”

5)      Amy Farris “Anyway”

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

This week on Bumper Stumpers...

If there is one thing that I am going to miss about not having a commute (other than getting to discover how many ways Kansas City can avoid filling in potholes) it is going to be not seeing so many wonderful vanity plates. Here are the two best from this week.

GUNGIRL: Remind me to never, under any possible circumstances, cut off a car with this license plate. I doubt that I would live to see the next traffic light. This is roughly the automotive equivalent of carrying a sign that reads “Will kick your ass for food.”

(By the way, there is a guy who stands on a corner I drive by who holds a sign that reads “Need money for tobacco and alcohol research.” I give him points for honesty.)

BJ-LOU: This is a rather unfortunate plate. After seeing the person in the car I’m pretty sure that this car is owned by a rather nice couple who refer to each other as B.J. and Lou. I bet they are incredibly sweet towards one another and are happier than I have ever been in my entire life. Still, that doesn’t stop the kid in me from seeing that plate on a Monday morning and start laughing hysterically because, look, it’s BJ LOU.

Yeah, I’m still a guy who at one point felt that convincing a girl to come back to my apartment after the bars closed to watch old Beavis and Butthead episodes was a good idea. That’s not even some bizarre euphemism; my plan was for us to watch some old episodes I had on DVD. At the time this seemed like a perfectly logical way to win over her heart. This is what happens when people order me shots of tequila. Which reminds me…I need to watch those DVDs on Monday.

Random Facebook Note: I know that I’m not the only person who receives random Facebook advertising links. It is an interesting way to discover what marketers think of you. Recently I had been receiving a lot of “Hot single women in your area want to meet you” ads. Apparently they have factored in that I hadn’t clicked on those because over the weekend I started to get hair loss ads. I’m not making this up. Even Facebook assumes that my lack of confidence with women is somehow tied to my current hairstyle. For the record I have a fine mass of luxurious hair that is going gray in a very dignified manner. So please Facebook overlords, can I avoid having to see some bald guy’s head every time I log on?

Oh, and before I click on the other ads I want more definitive proof that they are actually a) hot, b) single, c) women, d) in my area and e) want to meet me. I’ll take four of the five, (ok, three to be honest) but C is going to have to be in the equation somewhere.

One last random, somewhat geeky note. I’m really upset that they are basically going to kill the Mars Rovers due to budget cuts. They’ll continue to fund the space station, which no one wants and serves no purpose, but they are going to turn off the greatest machines ever built. Think about this. Spirit and Opportunity have been rolling around Mars for four years now with no way for on the spot repairs. The hope was that they would survive three months and that was if they survived the landing in one piece. I really consider the rovers to be one of the greatest feats of engineering ever. Why we will kill a program that is actually working is beyond me. There might be a few other areas of government that could use a few less million in funding.